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She scares the everlovin crap out of me.

She looks EXACTLY like an old lady I used to know, the mother of one of my mom's more onerous boyfriends. She had these long lacquer red claws and toenails, both claw-like and filed to points, and painted a bloody red every day by her devoted son. (shiver...)

She'd use these talons to rend and rip at her food. She seldom used a fork, choosing instead to dismember whatever she was eating with the red claws. Watching her eat a chicken thigh was one of the more traumatizing experiences of my young life. Ripping the meat off the bones and pushing the shreds of skin and flesh into her equally red maw. The witch from Hansel and Gretel could learn a few things from that old toad.

The first time I saw this card, I had to flip it under the deck real fast, and get up and walk around the room some. I had the heebie jeebies for a good while.

I'm getting the heebie jeebies right now, typing about it.
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