an infallible method to reveal the name of a future husband, wife, or partner...

EnriqueEnriquez

la conspiration alphabétique
(an infallible method to reveal the name of a future husband, wife, or partner)

a = Ace de Deniers

b = Le Bateleur

c = La Pances* (La Papesse)

d = Imperatris

e = Ace de Epees

f = Lempereur

g = Le Pape

h = Lamoureu

i = Le Fol

j = Le Charior

k = Iustice

l = Lermite

m = La Roue de Fortun

n = Force

o = Ace de Baton

p = Le Pandu

q = (Arcane sans nom)

r = Temperance

s = Le Diable

t = La Maison Dieu

u = Ace de Coupes

v = Le Toille

w = La Lune

x = Le Soleil

y = Le Judgement

z = Le Monde


method:

1.
shuffle the deck (only the trumps plus the four aces) and pull from four to eight cards.

2.
using the above table of correspondences, translate the card's sequence into letters.

3.
put all those letter together, creating a word.

3.
read the word

plan a: these random words will contain an actual name.

plan b: making anagrams of these words you will find another word whose sound, etymology or meaning will lead you to a name.

4.
look for a person with that name

5.
marry that person


example:

Le Fol (i) + Le Pandu (p) + Ace de Deniers (a) + La Rove de Fortun (m) + Lamoureu (h) = ipamh

Ipamh = I, Pam H.

in the above example, we are encouraged to look for a person whose first name is 'Pam', and whose last name should start withy the letter H, or sounds like "aych".


We guarantee this method will lead you to absolute happiness, until the need of shuffling the deck again becomes evident. **









* In adherence to a science of the circumstantial, these cards names follow the Jean Dodal spelling, because that was the deck that happened to be on the table.

** RESULTS NOT TYPICAL



DISCLAIMER: we strongly disclaim whatever you may think we are claiming.




e. e.




la conspiration alphabétique (Appendix)
(This appendix is brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by the word ‘befuddlement’)


Those who already have a husband, wife, or partner (and won’t surrender to the temptation of shuffling the deck again), could apply our table of correspondences to the name of a significant other. The resulting card-sequence will accurately predict an imaginary fate for that relationship. The ‘pataphysical nature of the tarot-as-machine cannot be overlooked, for it allow us to make all kinds of predictions as if reality* were supposed to mirror the imaginary solutions we propose. Even so, it would be important to note that every single idea posed to us by the tarot gets automatically disclaimed by the tarot's artificial nature. The tarot is not 'reality', but an alternative to reality. It doesn't stands beyond that what is real, but asides of what is real (slightly to the right, we suspect). It will be of foremost importance to keep in mind that, by telling a future 'as if', instead of telling a future 'as is', the tarot always disclaims itself.


(befuddlement = bed-melted fun)

Translating a sequence of cards into a word may seem limited or limiting, but turning the procedure the other way around offers limitless possibilities. Any word can be translated into a sequence of cards, and therefore, any word can be expanded into many other words. If we understand poetry as the realm where language is re-created, we will see the tarot as the ultimate poetical machine, for it allows us to operate outside the frontier of language by decomposing words into images, so the semantic field of our original words get expanded by absorbing the semantic fields of all the words included in these images, once we translate the images back to language. As Italo Calvino rightly wrote: "the most artificial of mechanisms is capable of awakening in us the most secret and unexpected poetic demons".

For example, the proposed methodology would expand the word LOVE into this card sequence:

(L) Lermite + (O) Ace de Batons + (V) La Maison Dieu + (E) Ace de Spees = A lonely man, stuck on the memory of his past, is offered a blazing branch that destroys his rational boundaries, giving him a new will to live.


(befuddlement = feet blend mud)

A tarologist searches for that anomaly where chaos makes perfect sense. The aim of our mechanistic methodologies would be to provide viable alternatives to what Mallarmé called “spiritual anarchy” and we know as ‘inspiration’. By denying inspiration -illustrated in this case as the serendipitous calling of Love- and by substituting it by a whole new set of constrains, we hope to arrive at the same results chance would produce-in this case, a "happy ever after" marriage- by feasible means. Even so, it must be clear that finding love is just a secondary application for this poetic device.


(This appendix was brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by the word ‘befuddlement’. Ask your doctor if ‘befuddlement’ is right for you)




e. e. new york, 2010




* In order to get the most accurate perspective, it would be useful to understand reality as "everything else but me". This makes more likely for the tarot-as-a-dream to overlap reality-as-a-dream.
 

Yves Le Marseillais

Oh happy day !!

Ha ha ha !!!

Nothing personnal dear Enrique, I assume that this is a good Joke for our Sunday morning here in France country of Descartes.

Two options:

Only a crook or a nut can use this trick.

It remind me that ALL systems can become truth if "creator" of it Play it LOUD, repeat it again and again and furthermore write it in a book with a good coverage title.

But.... as manking is not only rational and as we are feared about: Bad news, Death, Sarkozy and other stuffs, I.... will try it (without presence of MY WIFE hu hu !!).

If result is... Brigitte H, so I will tell her this good news.

Otherwise, she will call you for in explinations !!

Remenber that I planned to come to Big Apple sooner or later (with Brigitte of course).

Salute de Marseille Capital of Tarot

Very Old €urope

Yves LM
 

Sophie

tss tss, Yves! Being cartesian, you know this method cannot work if a vital element is not satisfied: you must be single!

I happen to satisfy that element, and so shall try the method.

I chose to draw 6 cards, being the number of L'Amoureux. I might need help interpreting:



Q - K - O - I - J - T

Jo K. Tiq?

Kit Q Jok?

Jokqi T?

Jiko Q. T ?


I can see my search is going to be easy.
 

Yves Le Marseillais

Joke

Sophie said:
tss tss, Yves! Being cartesian, you know this method cannot work if a vital element is not satisfied: you must be single!

I happen to satisfy that element, and so shall try the method.

I chose to draw 6 cards, being the number of L'Amoureux. I might need help interpreting:



Q - K - O - I - J - T

Jo K. Tiq?

Kit Q Jok?

Jokqi T?

Jiko Q. T ?


I can see my search is going to be easy.


Ooops ! I am NOT single I forgot this little detail !!

For your result I would choose this answer:
Kit Q Jok? that could be translated in:

Man in Kit Joke !!

Sophie meaning wisdom in old greek (Sophia) I think that you are anyway well fitted to find a wise man.

Cordialement

Yves LM
 

alec

Enrique,

This is fantastic. Thanks for the smile on a Sunday morning.

Will use it the next time a friend asks for help in finding a date :)

Alec
 

Herzog

I agree... this is great and sounds like a lot of fun, too
 

Sophie

Yves - as long as it's not Man in Joke Kit! Or Joke Man in Kit! Although there is such a being as the wise fool... Shall I marry Le Fol, then?
 

EnriqueEnriquez

Sophie said:
Yves - as long as it's not Man in Joke Kit! Or Joke Man in Kit! Although there is such a being as the wise fool... Shall I marry Le Fol, then?


Hi Sophie,

Once you find a jock named Kit, who will also be cu(Q)te, you shouldn’t have problems explaining him why is that you must get married.


Best,

e. e.
 

HOLMES

for the amusing thing was the ..

"DISCLAIMER: we strongly disclaim whatever you may think we are claiming."

that was amusing for I thought it was going to be infallible method , once that will work regardless..
and then at the end the disclaimer eheheh.
 

moderndayruth

EnriqueEnriquez said:
DISCLAIMER: we strongly disclaim whatever you may think we are claiming.

Sophie said:
I can see my search is going to be easy.
Sophie said:
Shall I marry Le Fol, then?



EnriqueEnriquez said:
Once you find a jock named Kit, who will also be cu(Q)te, you shouldn’t have problems explaining him why is that you must get married.
Thanks for the laugh, guys! :thumbsup:





:shhh: Btw, i got y-h-j-u-r-q-g, which i guess says my guy is Jury from the General Head Quoters...I suppose i won't have problems explainign him why is that we must get married!