Penis Reader

Shade

My great grandmother was one of those ladies who was renowned for reading the future based on the shapes of men's heads. It seems likely that I will follow in her footsteps and become and advanced Phallomancer.

Tell me this is a deck that will be available on Game Crafter soon.

Shade

And am I right in imagining tat a "beer can" type might be stubborn and obstinate?

tarotbear

Shade said:
And am I right in imagining that a "beer can" type might be stubborn and obstinate?

WIDE OR BULBOUS BASE
Some men are thicker at the base of the penis than at the top. This reveals that you treasure your independence. You don't like being tied up or tied down! If you are very thick at the base of your penis, independence is extremely important to you.

Shade; said:
Tell me this is a deck that will be available on Game Crafter soon.

Well - it will not be put out under the 'Tarotbear's Games' banner, but .... *whistles a vaguely happy tune ....*

Shade

A lot of brands create a sub-brand or shadow brand to keep things separate. Test audiences couldn't psychologically get behind Campbell's Pasta Sauce so the company invented Prego.

Hmmm how do you feel about Ursus Fascinus? (a fascinus is one of those Roman winged penis decorations).

Ursus de Priapos? Desmond Ursus?

tarotbear

Shade said:
Hmmm how do you feel about Ursus Fascinus? (a fascinus is one of those Roman winged penis decorations).

From the sample fascinus picture I was shown all that came to mind was 'The Flying Purple Penis Monster!' :joke:

Shade; said:
A lot of brands create a sub-brand or shadow brand to keep things separate.

Believe me - even people as openly 'everything' as I am have to have safeguards in place for certain things. I believe it is true that 'Johnny Wad' the 1970s porn star wrote children's books ..... would you want your child reading a book written by a man with a 17" penis?

strangebrew

tarotbear said:
From the sample fascinus picture I was shown all that came to mind was 'The Flying Purple Penis Monster!'

Believe me - even people as openly 'everything' as I am have to have safeguards in place for certain things. I believe it is true that 'Johnny Wad' the 1970s porn star wrote children's books ..... would you want your child reading a book written by a man with a 17" penis?

Can't children read this thread and see the images you have posted?

tarotbear

strangebrew said:
Can't children read this thread and see the images you have posted?

Yes - they can. That is why the post is CLEARLY MARKED that the images should only be looked at by Adults over the age of 18. The images are also partially censored (clearly indicated). They are also marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work). This is to protect ME and AT as much as anyone else. If you do not wish to see the images - you have been warned. If you decided to look, anyway, and then get offended - who's fault is that? ... and what is the title of this thread - "Barney Goes to Daycare?" Not many children I would hazard a guess are in the Divination Forum.

Granted - as soon as you tell a teenager they can't do something - it will be the first thing they will do!

Yes - the images are pushing an envelope for a Tarot site. But as Mae West said: "People who are easily shocked need to be shocked more often."

strangebrew

tarotbear said:
Yes - they can. That is why the post is CLEARLY MARKED that the images should only be looked at by Adults over the age of 18. The images are also partially censored (clearly indicated). They are also marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work). This is to protect ME and AT as much as anyone else. If you do not wish to see the images - you have been warned. If you decided to look, anyway, and then get offended - who's fault is that? ... and what is the title of this thread - "Barney Goes to Daycare?" Not many children I would hazard a guess are in the Divination Forum.

Granted - as soon as you tell a teenager they can't do something - it will be the first thing they will do!

Yes - the images are pushing an envelope for a Tarot site. But as Mae West said: "People who are easily shocked need to be shocked more often."

I am not easily shocked at this stage either but wouldnt want my teen kid to see them tbh 'mum why are there pics and graphic details of penises on a Tarot forum...

Just saying.

tarotbear

strangebrew said:
'Mum - why are there pics and graphic details of penises on a Tarot forum?'

Mum's reply to teen: "It's just another form of Divination, honey!" :livelong:

strangebrew

tarotbear said:
Reply: "It's just another form of Divination, honey!"

Whatever floats your boat........honey