shadowdancer
I am opening the first posting with my tongue in cheek take of this card. Further insights, serious or otherwise most definitely welcome
No need to look so puzzled. The evidence is around you (although it was once inside you) that cleaver is indeed VERY sharp. Waive it willy nilly and you run the risk of cutting your own meat and two veg off as well as those of others. And trust me, if you leave yourself bared to all and sundry you can bet your bottom dollar there will be those who quite happily take a pound of flesh from you. Of in the case of those who are not on a weighwatchers, but more of an Atkins diet, as much as they can cram into their greedy mouths. That heart will be the choicest cut so be prepared for things to get really tough. I kinda like the idea of seeing a zombie bun fight. You just know one of them will be the loser and will end up with your bowel instead. So yeah, this is as bad as it may get which means there is some good news. Yep, things can only get better right? So do what that zombie on right is doing and fill ya boots my friend! Use that cleaver to do some dismembering of your own. And don't worry about the blood on the tie. White vinegar really can do wonders on most stains.
No need to look so puzzled. The evidence is around you (although it was once inside you) that cleaver is indeed VERY sharp. Waive it willy nilly and you run the risk of cutting your own meat and two veg off as well as those of others. And trust me, if you leave yourself bared to all and sundry you can bet your bottom dollar there will be those who quite happily take a pound of flesh from you. Of in the case of those who are not on a weighwatchers, but more of an Atkins diet, as much as they can cram into their greedy mouths. That heart will be the choicest cut so be prepared for things to get really tough. I kinda like the idea of seeing a zombie bun fight. You just know one of them will be the loser and will end up with your bowel instead. So yeah, this is as bad as it may get which means there is some good news. Yep, things can only get better right? So do what that zombie on right is doing and fill ya boots my friend! Use that cleaver to do some dismembering of your own. And don't worry about the blood on the tie. White vinegar really can do wonders on most stains.