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This.
This is still the only thing Customs have ever done to me, and it happened 22 or 23 years ago.
I haven't really had any bed experiences. I *have* had one very funny experience.
Back in the middle nineties, a friend in America sent me a beautifully packed box, including a spherical silver censor, a carved orange-calcite lion (a large one, weighed a couple of kilos!), a book, some carved wooden objects, some seeds from her magical garden which she thoughtfully labelled "craft items", a dolphin statuette and a copy of the Herbal Tarot.
Customs has the right to randomly open the occasional parcel, and my parcel turned up resealed with Customs tape and with a Customs label. Checking with the sender, all the items had been placed back into the box, I was missing nothing. BUT ...
(and here is the funny bit)
To make sure drugs or something else small and contraband hadn't been shrink-wrapped into the deck, they opened it, and undid the shrink-wrapping, then obviously thumbed through it. 77 of the cards had been replaced into the deck's box and re-closed carefully. But one, the Ten Cups subtitled Marijuana, had deliberately been left, placed carefully and flat-to-the-bottom of the box so that it wouldn't be damaged. I fell over laughing when I saw it. They were sending me a clear and unambivalent message: This card is about illegal drugs. We've separated it from the rest of the deck so that you know we know that. <giggle>. And yes, for the rest of the time I lived at this address, every single time I got a parcel from that particular sender, I had a "random" search done on it. Poor them, they never caught her sending drugs to me.
This is still the only thing Customs have ever done to me, and it happened 22 or 23 years ago.