I do have more...humor that is...but I have to find it (a real chore). A few years ago, I wrote, "Newspapers around the zodiac", if I can find it before the next century, I'll post it!
GREAT JOB.
Working in a bar I get to see the signs in action,
I have a virgo complainer.
Fights are usually started by the Aries.
While Picses run for the door..
We have booted the Scorps(2) out from the behind the bar, they mess with the 1sag/2caps/1aqu. flow the rest of us bartenders have.