The Book of Froth

nisaba

Burns and kitchen injuries: the Cappucchino steamer

Hell: a tray of identical-looking coffees with a written order where there all different kinds of coffee labelled (forgotten where on the tray they all are)

Hell: A person chained up between two coffees.

Heaven: A little person floating on an inflatable mattress in what turns out to be a giant coffee with a long drinking-straw over the side.
 

nisaba

Bad Taste: Some perverted person mentioned <wince> Pumpkin latte?
 

Promise

:laugh:

You really are having entirely too much fun with this!
 

Debra

I think Too Much Coffee and a Long Line for the Toilet should enter in here somewhere.
 

nisaba

Promise said:
:laugh:

You really are having entirely too much fun with this!
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Hmmm ...

"too much", that I understand.

I also understand "fun".

But ... "too much fun ..."

That's a bit like saying "eat your cake and a hard place", isn't it - it really doesn't fit together and make sense as well.
 

nisaba

<grin> All good inspirational stuff.
 

gregory

nisaba said:
Describe this Strange Foreign Product.
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Look down the page.

COMFORT food ! I even had one in below zero weather last week....

I quote from someone's blog:
Tim Hortons Ice Cappuccino

Or, more commonly known as an 'ice cap'. I am hopelessly addicted. These are summertime drinks made from coffee, ice and thick cream. While I don't know the number, I think each one has a million calories. A couple of years ago, when I was training for a marathon and able to consume what seemed like unlimited calories, I used to have one of these everyday at lunchtime. Our office complex is blessed with a Tim Hortons coffee shop in the concourse. Last year, I did not let myself have even one of these - like with any addiction, one and I am back in its grip. Today, I came very close - my guard was almost down, lulled by the sunshine and fresh air, I went to the Tim Hortons counter and managed to get the words 'I'll have a medium ...' when the clerk (evil woman) filled in the rest of the sentence with 'ice cap?'. Without thinking I said 'yes, an ice cap'. Then I caught myself. No - a regular coffee. I had the regular coffee - and it was good. All I can think of though is an ice cap. Lord, give me strength - it's going to be a long, hot summer.
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Ummmmm - I guess as Death is my fave card, this has to be the slot for it - and given the calories.... it fits !
 

tmgrl2

Promise said:
I have absolutely nothing constructive to add to this discussion, not a single thing, except to say that I've been giggling idiotically through this entire thread.

It leaves me with a pang of emptiness, though, since I simply can't drink coffee; it doesn't agree with my tummy. But I'll be watching both this thread and this deck! I'll have my coffee, even if it's just in print form damnit!
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So...

Maybe Coffees could be the majors and Tea the minors.

(That'll start a war....no, no,no...Tea the majors and Coffee the minors....


No...nooooo....strong coffees and teas the majors and weak or decaf teas and coffees the minors...something for everyone?)

terri
 

tmgrl2

nisaba said:
That's a bit like saying "eat your cake and a hard place", isn't it - it really doesn't fit together and make sense as well.
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Or "have your cake and eat it and eat it and eat it

(along with some Frothy coffee or tea, of course).

terri
 
Animal Tarot order of illustration/rendering?