shadowdancer
Again, my tongue in cheek take. Other viewpoints most definitely welcome, serious or not so serious.
You think it is a case of hear no evil see no evil, right? Well, if you did open your ears, and pop your head up over the counter you will see you are actually wrong. You have mistaken those moans and screams for zombies, but in fact they are your neighbours, friends and family. And yes, you have enough there to feed them as well as a small army. So don't be such a tight arse - let them in. Seriously if you are being this possessive and obsessive over a few cans of soddin' spam you are really are a saddo of the highest order. Besides which, should you then encounter a REAL zombie invasion, there will be more of you to fight them off. Let's face it, you only have two hands (well, for now anyway) so what do you think you can really do by yourself with three rifles and a hatchet. And don't get me started on the grenades, unless you are planning on firing them from out of your rear end. Which should be possible after eating those beans and spam. I think you seriously need to address something important here: there is a real difference between being savvy and stocking for a rainy day and being a selfish idiot.
You think it is a case of hear no evil see no evil, right? Well, if you did open your ears, and pop your head up over the counter you will see you are actually wrong. You have mistaken those moans and screams for zombies, but in fact they are your neighbours, friends and family. And yes, you have enough there to feed them as well as a small army. So don't be such a tight arse - let them in. Seriously if you are being this possessive and obsessive over a few cans of soddin' spam you are really are a saddo of the highest order. Besides which, should you then encounter a REAL zombie invasion, there will be more of you to fight them off. Let's face it, you only have two hands (well, for now anyway) so what do you think you can really do by yourself with three rifles and a hatchet. And don't get me started on the grenades, unless you are planning on firing them from out of your rear end. Which should be possible after eating those beans and spam. I think you seriously need to address something important here: there is a real difference between being savvy and stocking for a rainy day and being a selfish idiot.