Top Ten Decks That Didn't Quite Make It

divinerguy

• #1

1. Tarot of the Ancient Celtic Cat People Who Become Dragons
2. The Titanic Tarot (struck an iceberg on the way to the printer)
3. The Tarot de Anna Kournikova
4. The Cannibal Cuisine Tarot
5. Dr. Ruth's Sex Tarot
6. The Blonde Girl Tarot (couldn't get the box open)
7. The Marijuana Tarot (people kept eating the cards)
8. The Tarot de Opossum (kept getting run over by cars)
9. The Cheech and Chong Tarot (see Marijuana Tarot)
10. The Redneck Tarot (the Tower is a stack of old appliances on the porch)

Feel free to add your own contribution

 

midnightmerry

• #2

LOL! Great idea!

How about the Tarot of the Psychic Homemaker.... people kept trying to wash the Cups suit.

(Bad, I know)

Midnightmerry

 

truthsayer

• #3

so you did make up the celtic cat ppl deck! you had me going!

the computer tarot--crashed before it got to the printers
bone tarot-dogs kept burying them
tarot of ancient white house wisdom--no wisdom to put on the cards

 

wavebreaker

• #4

The Microsoft Tarot - they keep postponing publishing it because there are still too many bugs in the beta version

(can you tell I work in the computer business?? )

 

Sam

• #5

how 'bout "The Stone Tarot" (people kept trying to smoke it!)

 

divinerguy

• #6

Tarot XP Home Edition, you can only do a reading for one person, then you have to buy another copy.

Divinerguy

 

divinerguy

• #7

Truthsayer, its real, I swear. The cats have leprechauns and eat Lucky Charms and everything.

Divinerguy
;-)

 

Jewel

• #8

Sam said:

how 'bout "The Stone Tarot" (people kept trying to smoke it!)

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~Giggles~ there actually is a Stone Tarot and it is quite lovely. Check out the Aeclectic databse for pictures of it.

Okies I have one that Faunabay and Truthsayer should recognize *LOL* ... the Taroholics Tarot. As Truthsayer so aptly described in a post months ago the Devil card shows me behind a store counter , I have Truthsayer and Faunabay chained to the legs of the counter (they are sitting on the floor) and I waive OOP decks at them ~giggles~ ... Ohhhh well, guess you had to be there *LOL*

 

Umbrae

• #9

On sale now! Supply Limited!

The Tarot of Mr. Rogers, includes 78 blank cards, “Would you like to go to the land of Make believe? There is no reading, because we like you just the way you are”.

The Tarot of Barney, Includes one card, and instructions on how to read it (“I love you…”)

The Tarot of Popeye the Sailorman: includes 4 cards (Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oil, and a Can of Spinach), no instructions, you can figure it out for yourself.

The Lutefisk Tarot; Made from real (Fresh!) Lutefisk! (roflmao)

 

Jewel

• #10

Re: On sale now! Supply Limited!

Umbrae said:

The Lutefisk Tarot; Made from real (Fresh!) Lutefisk! (roflmao)

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At the risk of exposing my ignorance here ... what is lutefisk?