Zombie tarot - Knight of Hazards

shadowdancer

. Hard to believe, he once passed a driving test. His three point turn really does need some revision. Zombies are not known for speed, and this also extends to their driving. Impact speed was pretty negligible. So, slow and steady is definitely their motto. As for pensioner zombie drivers, don't get me started. They should not be allowed behind a wheel, nuff said. Thing is, he has had the accident, so why not give up and hit the pavement instead? Why hold yourself to something that ain't going nowhere? Surely it can't be sentiment. They have not an ounce of emotion, so sentiment would be a none starter. I guess in time a police officer will turn up, but we all know you never have one around when you want them. His date saw sense and took a hike. By being slow on the uptake as to what to do to get out of this mess he has lost her to a zombie with more get up and go. One who may, with a LOT of effort get her heart fluttering. Or the heart she took off some sucker she met on the road.
 

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