Zombie tarot - King of Wands

shadowdancer

It can't be said zombies are not resourceful. However, just like human guys, they have a habit of totally ignoring instruction manuals when it comes to DIY. Even when undead, they still have some instincts that carry over beyond the grave, and this is one of them. Lose a chair leg? No problem, just ram it into a defunct toaster. Lose your own leg? Plenty of opportunities to appropriate one. I would say theft, but that requires intent and they just act through instinct. Labelling a zombie as a thief would be somewhat harsh and unfair. Give a zombie a drill and a set of screwdrivers and he can build or create anything. Aesthetics don't really matter to them, but they will knock spots off most of us when it comes to being creative. They really do have to make do, having been barred from most DIY stores in their local area. He may not look cute, cuddly or approachable, but if you want something doing (the zanier the better) this is your zombie. Just make sure you haggle payment beforehand. Otherwise your new creation may most definitely cost you an arm and a leg, and that may be more than you bargained for. Oh and make sure you come up with a watertight design brief. You really do not want to see what he comes up with should he be allowed to go off at a tangent. Just think Spinal Tap if you know what I mean.
 

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