Top Ten Decks That Didn't Quite Make It

Laelyan said:

Howz about the George W Bush Deck - every card's meaning has to do with terrorism ....
Forgive me. I'm Australian!

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how 'bout: every card has no meaning! for the bush tarot!
and p.s. i'm glad you aussies know that bush is such a dumbass! it makes me so proud to know all of these smart people!

I am not going into politics here..but I do happen to like Bush..

RedWood said:

I am not going into politics here..but I do happen to like Bush..

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Ditto - to each his own politician....

Starfish

Starfish said:

Ditto - to each his own politician....

Starfish

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How about a Teddy Roosevelt Tarot...
The Hermit would walk softly and carry a big stick…

Or a Franklin Roosevelt Tarot…
You’d always get a new deal…

And another Richard Nixon Tarot…
It would give you peace with honor…

Or an Abe Lincoln Tarot…
You’d always get an honest deal…

The George Washington Tarot…
It would never tell you a lie…

Or some sports Tarot…
The Bob Ucker Tarot…
It’s interpretations would always be juuuuust a little outside.

Or the Willie McCoy Tarot…
It would Stretch your insight…

Or the Willie Mays Tarot…
It would make you want to Say Hey!

How about some Hollywood Tarot…
The Ben-Hur Tarot…
Watch out for the Chariot card!

Or the Night of the Living Dead tarot…
You wouldn’t have to dig up any meanings…

This could really get out of hand if we’re not careful

Yes! I love your humor, Hermit! I look forward to reading your posts.

And your deck ideas are wonderful

Starfish

Starfish said:

Yes! I love your humor, Hermit

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Don't encourage my twisted humor... it's the result of my mis-spent youth.
Cigeeeeerettes and whisky and wild, wild women...
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane...

You must remember that I grew up in the land of good lookin' horses and fast women! That wonderful Blue Grass State... Kinnnntucky!

How about a Whisky Tarot...
'cept it'd never get past the revenue agents!

y'all come back now ya heer!

the hermit said:

Or an Abe Lincoln Tarot…
You’d always get an honest deal…

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I hate to argue here, however such a deck would only have 77 cards.

Since slavery is abolished, you would be missing Major Arcana IV.

Umbrae said:

I hate to argue here, however such a deck would only have 77 cards.

Since slavery is abolished, you would be missing Major Arcana IV.

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bwhahahahahahaha... very good point. (you mean the Devil (with the enslaved, shackled people))

Would the Hierophant wear a big, tall black hat and a beard, no mustache?

Starfish

Umbrae said:

I hate to argue here, however such a deck would only have 77 cards.

Since slavery is abolished, you would be missing Major Arcana IV.

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Ok, color me dense...
why would the Emperor be missing?

the hermit said:

Ok, color me dense...
why would the Emperor be missing?

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Because I typo'd!

Try this: XV would be missing!