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Tarot vending Machine v1.1


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Ouch!

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Nothing comes out but the vending machine asks you to hold hands and dance together.

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*inserts Lovers*
Out pops a package of His and Hers personal jelly.

*inserts 5 of wands*
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*inserts 5 of wands*
Out pops a fender-bender and a traffic altercation.

**inserts 6 Cups**
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**inserts 6 Cups**
Out falls a notice you've been acquitted from some crime you were blissfully ignorant of.

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*inserts IX of Pents*
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Out falls a notice you've been acquitted from some crime you were blissfully ignorant of.

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*inserts IX of Pents*
Out drops the goddessofthehunter right now. Sitting back enjoying a nice beverage, watching a movie as happy as could be.

*inserts the High Priestess*
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Out falls two pillar candles- one black, one white. And they smell like lavender.

*Inserts 7 of wands*
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*Inserts 7 of wands*
The vending machine won't do anything. It'll just say "No! You can't tell me what to do!" and nothing will come out.

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*inserts Wheel*
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*inserts Wheel*
Out pops a sparkling and flaming Catherine Wheel that goes bouncing away.

**inserts 7 Swords**
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**inserts 7 Swords**
You receive a text saying "You're on your own, buddy, I'm so blowing this joint!"

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*inserts Moon*
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You receive a text saying "You're on your own, buddy, I'm so blowing this joint!"

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*inserts Moon*
Out pops an expired Chinese New Year moon cake, brimming with mold even.

*inserts 10 of Wands*
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*inserts 10 of Wands*
You get a delivery truck full of fine firewood--and you live in a condo with no fireplace.

**inserts King of Swords**
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