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Hi everyone,

Here’s a new game for just having fun. I have seen something similar in other forums and tarot blogs.
The rules are simple:

- The questions doesn’t have to be serious, in fact, the more stupid it is, the better.
- The reading to a question must be done using 2 cards
- The answers should be at least as stupid as the question, trying to use literal meanings of the images.
- Answer the question of the poster that came before you.

Any deck could be use but if it isn't the RWS tarot, please name the one you chose.

An example with RWS Tarot could be:

Q: Recently I feel like some creepy thing is stalking me. Should I worry?
R: Let me see…. XVIII The moon and IX of cups.
Yeah…You’ve been chased by 2 dogs and a lobster but don’t worry, drink 9 cups of wine and you’ll probably forget about them.

I hope you like the game.
The reader does not take responsibility for the use the questioner makes of the reading.
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I’ll start:

Q: My friend looks a little more reddish every time I see her. Is that normal?
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I’ll start:

Q: My friend looks a little more reddish every time I see her. Is that normal?
7 of Cups, Knight of Cups
She had a veil over her head and couldn't see where she was going, so fell into a vat of red dye. The Knight of Cups is so chivalrous, he says it becomes her, and brings her more dye so she can deepen the colour! So yes, it's perfectly normal to look red after diving into dye.

What should I do if my nanny goat is infertile?
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What should I do if my nanny goat is infertile?
The Devil, Page of Cups

Take the nanny goat and the most virile, stud-muffin of a goat that you can get your hands on, shave them both so they're completely naked, then chain them together or seclude them together in some way. Set the mood by lighting candles and torches, dress up in your finest clothes, and serenade them with love songs.

How can I get my husband to put the toilet seat down when he's done?
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How can I get my husband to put the toilet seat down when he's done?
TdM 4 batons, 9 coins

Take 4 sticks, form them into a grid and place over the toilet seat with a potted sunflower on top so he can't use it until he's paid you £9 in coins.
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How can I seduce the postman?
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How can I seduce the postman?
Invite the postman to a mud wrestling match to show off your physical prowess, and sexy calves. Afterwards, show your intellect by watching Wheel of Fortune together and solving all the puzzles before the contestants. With these shows of physical and mental abilities, expect to get a "package in your mailbox" soon!

What am I supposed to do with all these foreign coins from the toilet toll?
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Invite the postman to a mud wrestling match to show off your physical prowess, and sexy calves. Afterwards, show your intellect by watching Wheel of Fortune together and solving all the puzzles before the contestants. With these shows of physical and mental abilities, expect to get a "package in your mailbox" soon!

What am I supposed to do with all these foreign coins from the toilet toll?
My magic cards tells me to tell you that The Magician would kindly take those bad boys off you and then show you some tricks of his own or wait........wait..... magic card shows you picking up these coins and whipping them at The Fool for being so stupid and smacking him straight in the head, causing him to fall off his stupid ledge with that annoying dog yelping all the way down. woof woof, you meanie


Will Bert McCracken, from the band, The Used, fall in love with me so hard, tell his wife to get lost, knock my boots and knock me up with twin rock-star babies, all after I see him at the concert in town yeah yeah ???????
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Will Bert McCracken, from the band, The Used, fall in love with me so hard, tell his wife to get lost, knock my boots and knock me up with twin rock-star babies, all after I see him at the concert in town yeah yeah ???????
The Hobbit Tarot: 10 of Coins and Strength

No. He'll think you're only after his money. Cheer yourself up by smoking some weed.

What color underwear should I wear?
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What color underwear should I wear?
RWS Queen of Wands, 5 of Wands

Mama always said to wear clean underwear in case you get into a stick fight with your friends. Better make it red or green.

Will my favorite hockey team win the championship this year?
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