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Mama always said to wear clean underwear in case you get into a stick fight with your friends. Better make it red or green.

Will my favorite hockey team win the championship this year?
No, they will be too busy sitting on a bench toiling away making pentagrams


Why did someone throw out the garbage can along with the garbage?
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Why did someone throw out the garbage can along with the garbage?

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Because he is the boss and can do what he wants. He paid for it, he can throw it away. Plus, he was too lazy to bring the can back after the garbage passed. He thought,"I'll just buy another one."


Why does my dog keep going after poisoned mice?????
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Because he is the boss and can do what he wants. He paid for it, he can throw it away. Plus, he was too lazy to bring the can back after the garbage passed. He thought,"I'll just buy another one."


Why does my dog keep going after poisoned mice?????
Temperance rx, Death (Tarot of the Magical Forest)

Because the bug eyed sheep chemist got the mix wrong, I think he needs glasses, and your dog couldn't wait for the owl to do it, he's too busy comforting a pig.

Q: Why in the world does my neighbor pick up her dog's poo with her bare hands? (EEWW)
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Q: Why in the world does my neighbor pick up her dog's poo with her bare hands? (EEWW)
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As she slides past the table, dragged by the tiger, she thought she'd pick up some pretty roses on a table...alas they were steaming dog poos. Too late, they're all over her hands. Luckily after a good scrubbing with a wheeled Toblerone, most of it comes off.

How can I get this koala out of my handbag without it eating my credit card?
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How can I get this koala out of my handbag without it eating my credit card?
2oC, 5oW Hanson-Roberts

: Dangle a feather dipped in two types of alcohol in front of your handback whilst you do a mummers dance.

Q: How can I stop my cat from staring at the corner of my ceiling in the afternoon?
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2oC, 5oW Hanson-Roberts

: Dangle a feather dipped in two types of alcohol in front of your handback whilst you do a mummers dance.

Q: How can I stop my cat from staring at the corner of my ceiling in the afternoon?
Shadowscapes

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Give it something new to stare it, but with luck it'll get tired of watching the cobwebs collect dust.

Q: Why doesn't my brother get a job already?
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Give it something new to stare it, but with luck it'll get tired of watching the cobwebs collect dust.

Q: Why doesn't my brother get a job already?
Knight of Wands, 8 of Swords (Hanson-Roberts)

Because he's convinced he must 1st climb a pyramid and also experience being a guinea pig.

Q: How come I have 2 left socks??
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Robin Wood deck: Eight of Cups Reversed and Seven of Swords Reversed.

Because one of your ultimate rivals refused to move on after losing a competition involving cups and swords and stole your two right socks due to the classic sore-loser problem. To sum it up, you beat your rival in a game recently and he/she wanted revenge.

Question: What do the cards think about my cereal?
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Robin Wood deck: Eight of Cups Reversed and Seven of Swords Reversed.

Because one of your ultimate rivals refused to move on after losing a competition involving cups and swords and stole your two right socks due to the classic sore-loser problem. To sum it up, you beat your rival in a game recently and he/she wanted revenge.

Question: What do the cards think about my cereal?
7 of Cups/Chariot

The cards think that you've bought so many different types of cereal that its ridiculous. The shelf you've put them on is so high anyway that you couldn't possibly reach them. BTW get a grip!.......You're late for work & you're really gonna need to put your foot down!

What outfit do the cards think I ought to wear today?
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7 of Cups/Chariot

The cards think that you've bought so many different types of cereal that its ridiculous. The shelf you've put them on is so high anyway that you couldn't possibly reach them. BTW get a grip!.......You're late for work & you're really gonna need to put your foot down!

What outfit do the cards think I ought to wear today?
King of swords
Grab a sword, put on a crown and don't forget the cape - shirt/dress optional.

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How do I deal my neighbour's kid?
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