666. Crowley is God!

ravenest

666 poems

Lillie said:
This is my 666th post.
I just thought I would make the most of it.
And what better than a short homage to the great beast himself.

Aleister Crowley,
You looked like a toad
And very many people
think you're a fraud
But I like you.

Crowley is God!

666 to all you lovely people out there :D :D :D

Have you read A.C's one?

"Some people call me Crowley
in an attempt to treat me fouly
But I prefer Crowley
to remind you that I'm holy."

[He was an old Crow after all!]
 

Lillie

I hadn't heard that one.

I like it. Thanks

And I like old crows too.

I was going to post here for my 1666th post.
But I missed it!

Oh well.
 

ravenest

Oooops again!

Just read the previous 7 pages and found out I was supposed to have 666 posts before I crashed the party (and I aint got booze) so please accept the next 640 consecutive posts RIGHT HERE as my entry payment. :)
Not really, but here is another little Thelemic poem (thats sort a on the thread?)
remember that horrible "And now I lay me down to sleep ... and if I should die before I wake etc" poem christians used to use to scare their kids with at night. (The "lord" , apparently visits kids at night and takes and keeps their souls ??? I used to be scared of that dude!)

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Unto Nuit I give my spirit to keep
In drifting, dreaming, floating form,
to rise refreshed in the light of dawn.

And when I die I will be awake
for no slumber will my spirit take
I will ride the raft of Ra to dawn
and welcome in that brand new 'morn.
 

Ross G Caldwell

666th post - dedicated to Uncle Al!

Also, how sweet that it falls on the Feast of the Second Day of the Writing of the Book of the Law. Hail unto Nuit!

"I found a penis in my soup,
what am I going to do?
I found a penis in my soup,
does it belong to you?
I found a penis in my soup,
it is long and white;
I found a penis in my soup -
I think I'll have a bite!"
 

ravenest

Ok Ross ... ummmm what can I cay, you sure it isnt a parsnip?
 

Lillie

Ross!

That's brilliant!
:D :D :D
 

Ross G Caldwell

ravenest said:
Ok Ross ... ummmm what can I cay, you sure it isnt a parsnip?

(burp... yumm) - whoops, might have been, but too late to say now!
 

Ross G Caldwell

Lillie said:
Ross!

That's brilliant!
:D :D :D

Ah thanks, I'm humbled. AC is my greatest influence.

Just ask my wife, who shakes her head in mock shame when I begin reciting Crowley at parties!
 

ravenest

Great Ross, wanna come to a party at my place?
Um, I assumed you mean poetry? Not Al Ch3, that could get the wife going I suppose.
 

Ross G Caldwell

ravenest said:
Great Ross, wanna come to a party at my place?

Love to! Thanks for the invitation. As soon as it can be arranged.

Um, I assumed you mean poetry? Not Al Ch3, that could get the wife going I suppose.

Only poetry, of course! The best (funniest and rudest) are from "Snowdrops from a Curate's Garden" (the part called "The Bromo Book"); then there's "Leah Sublime", always good for a rise - especially when done to a drumbeat. "Hymn to Pan" has a good beat too, and it doesn't shock (well, not overtly obscene).

There are actually *good* and *beautiful* poems too, of course :)