Tarot No Mo'

RiverRunsDeep

No Mo'?? Hell, no!! Let the Great Tarot Rebellion commence!

My initial thought is to ship all my decks to a friend over the border, then have them ship the decks back to me after the tarot-sniffing hounds have come and gone. I doubt the authorities will have time to continue doing random checks. They will have moved on to something else, like confiscating books from everyone who hasn't converted to a Kindle. :D
 

Disa

I can't answer this, because when it does happen I don't want there to be any evidence :p
 

danieljuk

oh my goodness, this would be the true apocalypse!
You can really divine with anything, you only have to look at some of the great experiments and examples in the divination area, divination at crossroads, looking for symbols in dreams, clouds, in every day life as a sign, scrying using different items, using any household objects as an oracle!

If you believe in the idea that divination or the messages comes from us or somehow projected through us by the universe / spirit guides / from the dead then you could probably do readings just seeing what tarot cards came up in your mind! Perhaps even a non form of tarot would work!
 

Metafizzypop

Thanks everybody, for popping in with some great answers. Looks like we’ve got some real rebels here. I love it. I think I would join the Resistance, too, lol.

Some people mentioned using playing cards. I’d go for that, too. Not only are there gazilions of different playing cards available, but after doing all the readings, everyone could have a nice poker game.

That's easy. We'd all turn to Marseille decks or playing cards for cartomancy, at least in the privacy of our homes. Lest we forget, Tarot cards have been gaming cards in their lifetime far longer than divination. To confiscate them, they'd have to outlaw playing cards too, and the world would never let them do that.

Good point. Although, my hypothetical world leader only has a problem with tarot cards, not playing cards. Though tarot cards and playing cards have a common history, this world leader is unaware of it. So he doesn’t outlaw the playing cards, because he just doesn’t know any better. For him/her, tarot is for evil, and playing cards are for fun.

Whenever people say that something is evil (as people have indeed said this about tarot), or corrupting, or immoral, or wrong in any way, it inevitably turns out that they know nothing about the topic. That’s just how it is.

You can really divine with anything,

Very true, and I've heard about some extremely bizarre methods of divination. In some ancient cultures, people would tell fortunes by reading the entrails of dead animals. l can't remember what it was called, but it was not uncommon.

I think it would be very interesting to learn about weird methods like this. Not that I would want to use them, but it would be a real cultural enrichment experience. :)
 

violetdaisy

Haruspex - love Wikipedia
 

nisaba

I'd like to ask a hypothetical question. What would you do if tarot cards were suddenly outlawed? What if a newly-elected leader of your country had a problem with tarot, because he/she thought it was evil or immoral, etc.? It's specifically tarot that he has issues with. Other kinds of cards are OK, and other forms of divination are OK, too. It's just tarot that bugs him.

So he forces all tarot card companies to shut down. Stores and websites that sold the decks can no longer do so.

No use hanging on to your current stash of decks, because the authorities are coming around door to door with their tarot-sniffing dogs, and every deck you've got with be found and confiscated.

What would you do?

I'd just bloody *keep* all my decks. Wait for it ...

I'd get rid of all the incriminating packaging and Tarot books. I can live without them, anyway. I can wrap my decks in silk, tee-shirts, newspaper, elastic bands.

As to the Tarot-sniffing dogs, I'd do what drug importers do: I'd rub them with onion juice every so often, and keep them buried in cans of ground coffee. Or just have sausages and bones about the place to reward their silence. Dogs are *smart*.

Lateral thinking, Works every time.
 

nisaba

I will give up some of my decks to the authorities so it looks like I have complied. They can have Miss Cleo. :p

<mouth starts twitching>

The others, I have hidden away where even the tarot-sniffing dogs can't find them.

<broad grin>

I become one of a secret underground of tarot rebels. We trade information and stealth readings in the dark corners of laundromats and pancake houses. We smuggle decks and readers in danger to safety, giving them new identities as beekeepers or silversmiths.

<giggle> I *love* the new identities, especially as both those professions have occult connotations.

We recognize each other by secret signals. Did that woman at the dog park deliberately hold her mastiff's jaws in the manner of Strength? Did that bartender pour from one vessel to another with such self-possession that you're unmistakably reminded of Temperance? They may be tarot rebels, just like you. Like us.

<hysterical laughter>

<wipes tears off keyboard>

Laura, that's PRICELESS! Marry me?
 

nisaba

That or we'll have to figure out a way to divine using our damn guns, which would likely still be perfectly legal to own.

Put on a blindfold, and shoot many rounds off in a generally forwards direction on a crowded street. Then read the fallen bodies the way I Ching specialists read the fallen twigs.
 

VGimlet

I already told my husband I (okay he) would make secret shelves in the house. Under the house...somewhere...maybe even keep them in a secret underground bunker. :p

I discussed this with him long ago, LOL.

I would probably ship them over the border to a friend as well, and fight against the oppressive government. Or move to a country that doesn't ban them, because if they banned tarot, as others have said, I wouldn't be welcome anymore either.
 

nisaba

We recognize each other by secret signals. Did that woman at the dog park deliberately hold her mastiff's jaws in the manner of Strength? Did that bartender pour from one vessel to another with such self-possession that you're unmistakably reminded of Temperance? They may be tarot rebels, just like you. Like us.

And Seventies retro disco-dancing would have to be the Magician, with all its hints of John Travolta in Grease, so that we can recognise each other on the dance-floor. That klutz that keeps knocking things over - are they not signalling the Five Cups? And that Superior Person who frowns slightly at everything: Judgement.

I can see a breakaway thread developing ...