anyone got a friend like this?

Being a science geek, yes, we are all literally radioactive to some extent, but maybe Scorpions more so than others...hehehe.

That's odd. I have a Taurean friend who got that exact horoscope in an email from Astrology.com a few days ago. Makes me really question these email horoscopes. Then again, I can barely interpret a natal chart, let alone anything else...