Size matters
Hello everybody. This is a mixed-feelings Gorgon speaking.
Thank you all, again, for your kindness to my deck. And here be the rub... I was going to say "my wee deck"...only it's many things but certainky NOT "wee", damn & blast.
PathWalker, Stringy, Ratty, dears, you are SO right.
You were shocked on reception of your decks? Join the club. I had several litters of kittens!
Fifteen sodding years working on the thing, dreaming of the day I could do a reading with my own cards, and what do I get? A Godzilla deck wot I can't even hold in my admittedly undersized hands, let alone shufle.
Ah, the endless gripes of the struggling artist...Oh, the horrors of communication breakdowns... oy vay!!!
The long & short of this sorry ass story, is that we had agreed with my editor @Shff's that the cards would be a nice, comfy, RATIONAL 4.5 inches across in size. I still have the email confirming this. However, shit happened, gremlins infiltrated the ComSyst, the agreement fell into a singularity...and the rest is history, as we can see.
To their credit, Schiff's acknowledged it was their mistake. But by then it was too late. I had a good moan & groan with Pete S. about this and he said he would seriously consider a sort of parallel printing of a human-sized deck. That was a few weeks ago, however. If I don't hear from him by the end of August, I'll chase the matter again.
You're not the only ones to complain about the absurd size. Perhaps you could try contacting Schiffer and giving them a bit of a push in the right direction, if you feel like it.
Me...I really shouldn't grumble too much. Having a deck published these days is quasi-miraculous. But it does piss me off that I can't even hold the deck in my hands without dropping half of it on the floor, it does.
There virtuous grumble over.
Again, and again, and one more again for luck, thank you folks! Your praise, support, faith and kind words heve meant, and do mean a lot to me.
Hugs all around.