If you had to picture the signs...what would it be?

sweet_intuition

The Men!

The "Light" side:-


Aries - James Franco as the high school jock
Taurus - George Clooney in his smooth charming self
Gemini - Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Cancer - Josh Holloway preparing you a home cooked meal (from scratch)
Leo - A young Robert Redford playing Hubble from "The Way We Were"
Virgo - Luke Wilson as an accountant helping you during tax season (late into the night, things get heated up)
Libra - Hugh Jackman in Kate and Leopold
Scorpio - Dylan McDermott as the brooding defense attorney in The Practice
Sagittarius - Jake Gyllenhaal as the adorable goof in Bubble Boy
Capricorn - Patrick Dempsy as Dr.McDreamy and his role in Enchanted
Aquarius - James Dean, a rebel without a cause (and possibly bi too)
Pisces - Freddie Prinze Jr. looking adorable and lovable in all his High School movies :D



The "Dark" Side

Aries - Russell Crowe being his fat, drunk, rowdy self
Taurus - Saddam (need I say more?)
Gemini - Donald Trump screwing you over in the board room, and then telling you - "you're fired"
Cancer - George W, Tom Cruise ('nuff said)
Leo - Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
Virgo - Guy Ritchie chugging down beer after beer and telling Madonna, "You look like a Granny luv"
Libra - Simon Cowell being a nasty biotch with his saggy man-boobs
Scorpio - Ethan Hawke, cheating on you, justifying it, and being an ass about it.
Sagittarius - Ben Stiller thinking he's funny and smart
Capricorn - Scrooge from A Christmas Carol
Aquarius - Bobby Brown
Pisces - Joey Buttafucco

Will do the women later
 

MCsea

Maggiemay said:
Hey MCsea!

LOL! The career thing is a great idea!

My favorite one is : Aquarius : hypnotherapist!!! LOL

Thank you sooo much. I had a great laugh!



Very interesting read. :)

If you don't mind me asking, what is your sun sign? Is it Cancer? :)

Thank you so much for your posts.

Maggie :)

me - no Im the perfector (but have a strong terminator streak!)
Virgo with Taurus rising Scorpio moon.... aquarius mid heaven...
:D

MARINA
 

MCsea

sweet_intuition said:
The "Light" side:-


Aries - James Franco as the high school jock
Taurus - George Clooney in his smooth charming self
Gemini - Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Cancer - Josh Holloway preparing you a home cooked meal (from scratch)
Leo - A young Robert Redford playing Hubble from "The Way We Were"
Virgo - Luke Wilson as an accountant helping you during tax season (late into the night, things get heated up)
Libra - Hugh Jackman in Kate and Leopold
Scorpio - Dylan McDermott as the brooding defense attorney in The Practice
Sagittarius - Jake Gyllenhaal as the adorable goof in Bubble Boy
Capricorn - Patrick Dempsy as Dr.McDreamy and his role in Enchanted
Aquarius - James Dean, a rebel without a cause (and possibly bi too)
Pisces - Freddie Prinze Jr. looking adorable and lovable in all his High School movies :D



The "Dark" Side

Aries - Russell Crowe being his fat, drunk, rowdy self
Taurus - Saddam (need I say more?)
Gemini - Donald Trump screwing you over in the board room, and then telling you - "you're fired"
Cancer - George W, Tom Cruise ('nuff said)
Leo - Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
Virgo - Guy Ritchie chugging down beer after beer and telling Madonna, "You look like a Granny luv"
Libra - Simon Cowell being a nasty biotch with his saggy man-boobs
Scorpio - Ethan Hawke, cheating on you, justifying it, and being an ass about it.
Sagittarius - Ben Stiller thinking he's funny and smart
Capricorn - Scrooge from A Christmas Carol
Aquarius - Bobby Brown
Pisces - Joey Buttafucco

Will do the women later


sweet_intuition this was an awesome read - THANK YOU!
cant wait for the women goodness me...
love it
MARINA
 

Sophie

The Women!


Aries - Angelina Jolie indomitable in Lara Croft
Taurus - Andie McDowell, earthy, warm, conventional in Green Card
Gemini - Rosalind Russell, the fast-talking sassy journalist in His Girl Friday
Cancer - Michelle Yeoh, motherly and graceful in Memoirs of a Geisha
Leo - Queen Latifah - queening it in Hairspray
Virgo - Lauren Bacall smart and independent "you know how to whistle, don't you Steve? you just put your lips together and blow" - in To Have and Have Not
Libra - Katharine Hepburn, bright beautiful lady, hesitating between two men and surrounded by beauty, in A Philadelphia Story
Scorpio - Rita Hayworth playing hot and cold in Gilda
Sagittarius - Hilary Swank, the gutsy, inspired boxer in Million Dollar Baby
Capricorn - Jill Scott, full of organisation and common sense, laced with sensuality, as Mma Ramotswe in The Number One Ladies Detective Agency
Aquarius - Ingrid Bergman, as the visionary scientist Marie Curie
Pisces - Audrey Hepburn as the delightfully foolish and kind-hearted Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany's
 

Queeny

:)

Aries - A leader.
Taurus - Old woman.
Gemini - A child.
Cancer - Old man.
Leo - A soldier.
Virgo - Teenager.
Libra - A baby.
Scorpio - King.
Sagittarius - Strong.
Capricorn - Moodstones.
Aquarius - Loner.
Pisces - Me.



Just 1st thoughts that came to my mind.
 

Maggiemay

Dear Sweet_intuition, McSea, Fudugazi & Queeny,

You guys totally cracked me up! Geez, you've got truckloads of imagination.

I'll go ahead and presume all of you have quite a creative streak too!

Thanks for replying to the my post,

Maggie :)
 

Sophie

BigLuna said:
Aries : Antonio Banderas at the grill
Taurus: Antonio Banderas in the garden
Gemini: Antonio Banderas reading the paper
Cancer : Antonio Banderas taking me home to meet mom
Leo : Antonio Banderas accepting an academy award
Virgo: Antonio Banderas organizing my files
Libra : Antonio Banderas whispering sweet nothings in my ear
Scorpio: Antonio Banderas walking out of that steam room
Sagittarius : Antonio Banderas as Zorro
Capricorn: Antonio Banderas ordering his entourage
Aquarius : Antonio Banderas leading the French revolutoin
Pisces: Antonio Banderas serenading me
This must be the funniest thing I read all week! :D - and so true!
 

214red

Hmmm too many images.....:)
 

MCsea

Fudugazi said:
The Women!


Aries - Angelina Jolie indomitable in Lara Croft
Taurus - Andie McDowell, earthy, warm, conventional in Green Card
Gemini - Rosalind Russell, the fast-talking sassy journalist in His Girl Friday
Cancer - Michelle Yeoh, motherly and graceful in Memoirs of a Geisha
Leo - Queen Latifah - queening it in Hairspray
Virgo - Lauren Bacall smart and independent "you know how to whistle, don't you Steve? you just put your lips together and blow" - in To Have and Have Not
Libra - Katharine Hepburn, bright beautiful lady, hesitating between two men and surrounded by beauty, in A Philadelphia Story
Scorpio - Rita Hayworth playing hot and cold in Gilda
Sagittarius - Hilary Swank, the gutsy, inspired boxer in Million Dollar Baby
Capricorn - Jill Scott, full of organisation and common sense, laced with sensuality, as Mma Ramotswe in The Number One Ladies Detective Agency
Aquarius - Ingrid Bergman, as the visionary scientist Marie Curie
Pisces - Audrey Hepburn as the delightfully foolish and kind-hearted Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany's

Love it love it love it!!!

:)
 

BigLuna

These are amazing! So much fun.

I'm wondering how we might picture ourselves as expressions of each of the signs. The artists here could have a field-day with this!

In doing this we can see how we really are every sign.

Maggie, you're brilliant! Thanks for this thread.