Zombie tarot - Nine of Hazards

shadowdancer

Well, at least the zombie outside isn't some market researcher desparate to ruin your day by asking you to spare five minutes, which we know usually means 'can I waste an hour of your day?' Carry on as normal, and not be phased by some creepo outside the window/shutters jealous of the fact you can eat stuff, whereas they have permanent Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Serves them right. If you don't have enough roughage in your diet and a predominance of meat, you get what you ask for right? Be the guy going about his own business and get on with what you want in life. Don't be that sucker of a woman who is falling for the sob story. Trust me, they only have one menu item on their shopping list, and that item would not fit in a basket, nor would they get away with lining at the 3 items or less checkout.
 

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