I don't think it's actually that wishy-washy! It's just that in honest truth, the various traditional schools are on a continuum rather than opposite sides of a coin. Think of them as interrelated folk traditions instead. LRichard was quite right that the actual "divide" isn't between French & German, but rather between "system people and non-system people." (The non-system people are the "modern-intuitive" readers we've mentioned before, and the system people believe there's a core language to learn and symbol manipulation skills to build before one can read the Lenormand in its special way.)
But if you're still interested in telling the difference between the French and German schools:
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Most everyone we've been recommending is more German than French in their school. If you learn from Andy, Chanah, or Lord Elwin (LearnLenormand), or Iris Treppner's course, you will be solidly within the German tradition.
Did you take a look at the
first link in my post? I'll try to summarize what Andy says (any mistakes are my own misunderstandings):
--the German method is the most common, and that means people use card-by-card combinations to read. Card X + Card Y + Card Z = Interpretation(s)
--He also describes how there are Dutch & Belgium variations of the "German School". They are all more similar than they are different.
--The meanings listed on Andy's, Chanah's, or Lord Elwin's websites are German.
--The French method (in Europe at least) is apparently to use the distance that cards fall from each to make interpretations rather than combinations.
--HOWEVER, from what I've seen online, most English-speaking people who SAY they are using the French Method are actually reading combinations (German-style) but with French card meanings (Sylvie Steinbech students excepted)
--From what I can tell, Donnaleigh is like this: she uses French meanings but combines cards.
--The French meanings can be found at Madame Seaqueen's site. Helen's meanings list a little of both.
--Sylvie Steinbech's book and her online course are based in the French method, but she's also kind of created her own twist on it. She reads with less emphasis on combinations and does use distance, and her only layout is the "No Layout" spread.
Does that help you categorize people any better?
If you combine cards systematically with either the German or French meanings, you'll be fine, and you'll be "reading Lenormand."
Pick someone's list of meanings from our suggested websites (or get a course), and forge ahead.