shadowdancer
So, what's your poison? This zombie knows for sure. Why have one vice when two are even better. Alcohol lured you in, and now you have that little voice in your brain telling you to have just one packet of cigarettes - after all, you are not addicted to them and all that medical stuff warning you about nasties is just hype right? Yeah right. You are kidding yourself. Zombies are not known for being manipulative. What you see is what you tend to get, and it is usually in the form of a pig ugly undead member shuffling along with the odd moan to really add to the ambience. This zombie has broken out of that particular stereotype and has decided to get a hold of you in a different way. So maybe that wee voice you heard in your head wasn't in your head after all. That zombie has swapped the bone gratingly boring moan for a crotch stroking croon instead. And you, being the sucker you are have fallen for it. You really think he wears those horns just to advertise his wares, as a sort of branding logo? Duh... He is the Devil you fool, and if you let him in it will be hell on earth trying to get rid of him again. You can plead your case and try to pass yourself off as a victim, but the only person who will buy that crap is you. You can only be manipulated if you want to be. So fight the urge now, and see him get a cob on when he realises he failed to convince you. Seriously - a zombie throwing his toys out of his pram really is comical, and even more so when it is THE Devil himself.