Tarot vending Machine v1.1

ArcaneWisdom

Out pops...a phoenix rising from ashes.

*Inserts the king of swords*
 

GotH

Out pops...a phoenix rising from ashes.

*Inserts the king of swords*

Out pops a motorcycle cop wearing his mirrored sunglasses holding your drivers license as you sit there hoping he's just writing you out a warning.

*inserts the 8 of Cups*
 

Fortuna

Out flood countless fertility medicines and trick books.

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*inserts Death*

Out comes a catalog on coffins and cemetery headstones.

*inserts 3 of swords*
 

GotH

Out comes a catalog on coffins and cemetery headstones.

*inserts 3 of swords*

Out pops the teen girl's parents as they intercept her nude text exchanges on her cell phone.

*inserts the World*