Oh, boy. The Glastonbury sure is special. Where to begin?
The Fool looks like he's wearing asylum-issue PJ bottoms.
The Ace of Chalices looks like a bowl of porridge, or perhaps oatmeal, with some rather nasty raisins floating in it.
Staffs? Staffs!? Grammar? What grammar? It probably blocks mystical energies, or something.
And, the crowning achievement --- "vesicas". As in bladders. Urinary or gall, take your pick. "Aaaah, the Queen of Vesicas. I see much bladder control in your future. Throw away your Depends and stay away from Scorpios."
Does this help?