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The Men!
The "Light" side:-
Aries - James Franco as the high school jock
Taurus - George Clooney in his smooth charming self
Gemini - Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Cancer - Josh Holloway preparing you a home cooked meal (from scratch)
Leo - A young Robert Redford playing Hubble from "The Way We Were"
Virgo - Luke Wilson as an accountant helping you during tax season (late into the night, things get heated up)
Libra - Hugh Jackman in Kate and Leopold
Scorpio - Dylan McDermott as the brooding defense attorney in The Practice
Sagittarius - Jake Gyllenhaal as the adorable goof in Bubble Boy
Capricorn - Patrick Dempsy as Dr.McDreamy and his role in Enchanted
Aquarius - James Dean, a rebel without a cause (and possibly bi too)
Pisces - Freddie Prinze Jr. looking adorable and lovable in all his High School movies
The "Dark" Side
Aries - Russell Crowe being his fat, drunk, rowdy self
Taurus - Saddam (need I say more?)
Gemini - Donald Trump screwing you over in the board room, and then telling you - "you're fired"
Cancer - George W, Tom Cruise ('nuff said)
Leo - Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
Virgo - Guy Ritchie chugging down beer after beer and telling Madonna, "You look like a Granny luv"
Libra - Simon Cowell being a nasty biotch with his saggy man-boobs
Scorpio - Ethan Hawke, cheating on you, justifying it, and being an ass about it.
Sagittarius - Ben Stiller thinking he's funny and smart
Capricorn - Scrooge from A Christmas Carol
Aquarius - Bobby Brown
Pisces - Joey Buttafucco
Will do the women later
The "Light" side:-
Aries - James Franco as the high school jock
Taurus - George Clooney in his smooth charming self
Gemini - Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Cancer - Josh Holloway preparing you a home cooked meal (from scratch)
Leo - A young Robert Redford playing Hubble from "The Way We Were"
Virgo - Luke Wilson as an accountant helping you during tax season (late into the night, things get heated up)
Libra - Hugh Jackman in Kate and Leopold
Scorpio - Dylan McDermott as the brooding defense attorney in The Practice
Sagittarius - Jake Gyllenhaal as the adorable goof in Bubble Boy
Capricorn - Patrick Dempsy as Dr.McDreamy and his role in Enchanted
Aquarius - James Dean, a rebel without a cause (and possibly bi too)
Pisces - Freddie Prinze Jr. looking adorable and lovable in all his High School movies
The "Dark" Side
Aries - Russell Crowe being his fat, drunk, rowdy self
Taurus - Saddam (need I say more?)
Gemini - Donald Trump screwing you over in the board room, and then telling you - "you're fired"
Cancer - George W, Tom Cruise ('nuff said)
Leo - Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
Virgo - Guy Ritchie chugging down beer after beer and telling Madonna, "You look like a Granny luv"
Libra - Simon Cowell being a nasty biotch with his saggy man-boobs
Scorpio - Ethan Hawke, cheating on you, justifying it, and being an ass about it.
Sagittarius - Ben Stiller thinking he's funny and smart
Capricorn - Scrooge from A Christmas Carol
Aquarius - Bobby Brown
Pisces - Joey Buttafucco
Will do the women later