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AquarianGoddess made me remember of some astrological jokes...they are pretty funny...to me, at least...lol...so, here it goes ...
Question:How many Arians are necessary to change a light bulb???
Answer:One...but, he´ll need many lamps(crash...damn...crash...oh, another one...crash)
Q:How many Taurians are necessary to change a light bulb???
A: Only one...cause it´s HIS light bulb, and nobody else is allowed to touch it ...
Q:How many Geminis are necessary to change a light b. ???
A:Two...but, they´ll never do it- they´ll go on arguing about which one of them should do it, and what´s the best way to do that...
Q:How many Leos are necessary to ...???
A:Zero...they don´t change light bulbs...they have it changed...
Q:How many Virgos are necessary to change...???
A:One...but, it´ll take a long time until he calculates the best angle, position, time of the day,etc, to do the job...
Q:How many Scorpios are necessary to change a light bulb??
Scorpio: " Change the light bulb??!!!!!!...Why???...What´s your interest on that???...Why do you wanna change???! " ...
Q:How many Sagittarians are necessary to ...???
Sag.: " Hey...why change the light bulb when the day is so beautifull...Let´s go out for some adventure!!! " ...
Q:How many Pisceans are necessary to change a light bulb?
Piscean: " What light bulb??? " ...
Well, I hope you have enjoyed these simple jokes...and sorry for the other signs I left out of it...couldn´t think of what they do when in a light bulb situation...
LOVE,PEACE AND HARMONY TO YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question:How many Arians are necessary to change a light bulb???
Answer:One...but, he´ll need many lamps(crash...damn...crash...oh, another one...crash)
Q:How many Taurians are necessary to change a light bulb???
A: Only one...cause it´s HIS light bulb, and nobody else is allowed to touch it ...
Q:How many Geminis are necessary to change a light b. ???
A:Two...but, they´ll never do it- they´ll go on arguing about which one of them should do it, and what´s the best way to do that...
Q:How many Leos are necessary to ...???
A:Zero...they don´t change light bulbs...they have it changed...
Q:How many Virgos are necessary to change...???
A:One...but, it´ll take a long time until he calculates the best angle, position, time of the day,etc, to do the job...
Q:How many Scorpios are necessary to change a light bulb??
Scorpio: " Change the light bulb??!!!!!!...Why???...What´s your interest on that???...Why do you wanna change???! " ...
Q:How many Sagittarians are necessary to ...???
Sag.: " Hey...why change the light bulb when the day is so beautifull...Let´s go out for some adventure!!! " ...
Q:How many Pisceans are necessary to change a light bulb?
Piscean: " What light bulb??? " ...
Well, I hope you have enjoyed these simple jokes...and sorry for the other signs I left out of it...couldn´t think of what they do when in a light bulb situation...
LOVE,PEACE AND HARMONY TO YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!