Papa Tango
Oh, by Jove! The implications! ��������������
Try the cats' truth serum: catnip!
Great thought, but it is not going to happen based upon observation of the effects of what occured when several of them got into some fresh that had been grown in the garden and brought in for drying. It was almost Kafkaesque in its absurdity--and somewhat disturbing.
For that reason (and a similar cat weed party some years before), the Papa Tango Land authorities--the FDA (Feline Drug Authority) has moved this destructive weed to Schedule I. If I can't have mine, they can't have theirs... Further, the in-house DEA (Dog Enforcement Administration) is keeping a close eye on them for any sort of trafficking.
There is a rumor given by a furry informant that some of them are planning to abscond to Colorado--or Massachusetts depending upon the results of the referendum next week...